Goatwhore: "Collapse in Eternal Worth"

Even if Goatwhore started to suck I wouldn't refer to them as "Goatsnore" because, let's face it, I'm not a snot nosed sixteen year old punk... but as it is, none such punks will be leaving these guys' cheese out in the wind because they're still ripping assholes as if said assholes were Hulk Hogan v-neck wife beaters.  Blood for the Master will be redeemed by pre-order on February 14th... or available to just any jackass on Feb. 14th, because why fucking pre-order something for which unlimited copies are available?

Grudgingly, "When Steel and Bone Meet" can be streamed here (embedding disabled, so yeah)

Behemoth: "Lucifer"

As if proof were needed that blackened death metal is becoming respectable (or Final Cut Pro cheaper) witness this high budget, NSFW FX-laden new video from Behemoth off their not-even-remotely-new Evangelion album (which came out in 2009).  I really have no idea why we're just now getting a video for this two year old song, except that it's intended to highlight the sanguine future of the band in light of singer Nergal's recent battle with leukemia.  Said battle required a bone marrow transplant, which has necessarily decommissioned Nergal as a touring musician while he rides out the lengthy recovery process.  Here's to wishing the dude well, not to mention whatever heroic, anonymous soul it was that agreed to donate bone marrow in order to make all of this possible.


 Behemoth "Lucifer" (OFFICIAL VIDEO | Uncensored) from Metal Blade Records on Vimeo.